The Sims as played by Sarakastic
I got "The Sims" for Christmas. It sounded better than frostbite, which is all there is to do in Utah in winter. I made a Lorelai, Rory & Luke & put them in the same house. They looked like the "Gilmore Girls" & they acted like the Gilmores. At first everything was going ok.

Except the fact that Lorelai & Luke should not live in the same house…ever. They were constantly fighting. I gave them lots of cool toys, computers, TV to distract them, but they still always ended up in a cloud of anger.

Rory was the only responsible one so she spent all her time trying to take care of the ant problem. She became so consumed with this that she kept missing class & was sent to military school.

Finally Lorelai had enough & left.

Luke wandered around the house complaining about the furniture placement & his lack of love. The only person that ever came to visit was a burglar who stole the oriental rug in the living room. Luke got crankier & crankier until he died in a BBQ fire when he was once again making hamburgers for breakfast.

That is how I play the SIMS.









lol, great, just great
sounds a little like my sister’s sims-families, she’s a chaotic player as well
February 16th, 2007 • 4:06 am
that is hysterical! i’m much too lazy to do the sims thing so i applaud your time and commitment!
February 16th, 2007 • 11:52 am
You crack me UP! You know, I need to find another 4 hrs in every day just to read all of your blogs. I love laughing and you always deliver.
Thanks for the laughter!
February 19th, 2007 • 12:06 pm
Oh that is hilarious! I should give the Sims another shot and actually create some characters that I want to play with!
February 22nd, 2007 • 11:41 am